Monster Cereals Once Again Return To Their Graves

    With Halloween over, the monster cereals that many of us have grown up with and loved are once again forced to return to their General Mills crypts and cardboard box coffins until next October.
But unknown to many, not all of the Mourning Breakfast Monsters are resurrected. While we are able to enjoy the delicious tastes of Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry; General Mills has decided to never again release Fruit Brute or Fruity Yummy Mummy. Granted, these two cereals were pretty much the same, but if Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster and a ghost can have their own cereals and be brought back every Halloween, then why not a werewolf who happens to dress like a circus clown and a mummy who let too many kids paint on him?
    The reason why so many people love and continue to buy these cereals every October is because we all grew up with them and want our own little toddler terrors to wake up and enjoy their own monster fright-fest breakfast. So let's band together and summon the long dead Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy back to life so that we can all have a true monster feast.